Modeling

OMG! There is a new Bravo show coming out. How to be a supermodel with Tyson Beckford and Niki Taylor. I soo have everything they are looking for! They are looking for short people with frizzy hair, right? On a serious note, am I the only one fed up with the "reality" of reality television? How much more do we need to see? There are now interventions, dance offs, singing idols, makeovers for home and people, pet stars and famous people doing a whole lot of nuttin'. What else is left? Cartoons have actually become more of an intellectual outlet. It's true. Not the new cartoons out, but Tom and Jerry and Wile E. Coyote. You know why? They kept quiet! Private lives stayed that way. We don't know if Wile E. had a drinking problem or illigitimate children. There was never a news flash about Tom wearing someone else's coke pants. Jerry didn't look 5 years old one day and mysteriously 2 years old the next. I don't know of Elmer Fudd going to jail for beating up Hiawatha, or if she was adopted or not. Bugs Bunny's mom was not seen out at bars drinking with him and his friends. Speedy Gonzales didn't attack the papparazzi with an umbrella. There was a Tom and Jerry episode, the (ze) cat that (zat) could play and the (ze) mouse that (zat) could dance, but it wasn't a competition and they weren't dancing with Foghorn Leghorn and PePe LePew. So go home stars and wannabes; we don't want to hear that your dog pooped on a dress. Keep it at home!